Deadpool's Schedule
DeadPool's
Schedule
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
8-10 AM Going to the store to buy some Chimichangas. Injuring Bob. Fighting some crime with Spiderman. Chilling with the X-men Raiding some evil doers. I'm off on the weekends.
10-11 AM Holding a conference explaining that I did not steal Spiderman's costume design. Meeting a clone of myself. Playing some Street Fighter. Working on my video game. Chillin' with the ladies. I'm off on the weekends.
12-3 PM Laughing at people who try to take over my mind. Yelling at the guy who killed the juice bar chick who I might have scored with. Dancing in public. Working on my movie. Working on my game. I'm off on the weekends.
3-8 PM Chilling with Wolverine and the other X-Men. Killing some Draculas then getting some tacos. Making out with chick version of myself. Doing nothing. Watching the tube. I'm off on the weekends.
9 PM - 8 AM Snoozin' Snoozin' Snoozin' Snoozin' You could ask your mom. I'm off on the weekends.
Midnight Pee break Hey Don't plan on getting up. Ninja Time Weekly Chick Flic Still snoozin'
Midnight Snack PB and J
Drink Powerthirst