15 October, 2014
On October 15th, I was walking in Nigeria when I found a dime. Naturally, I chased after it. The dime then rolled into a dark cave. Sceptical at first, I slipped and stumbled into the cave anyways. At this point the dime was taunting me. I reached down to pick it up when I realized it wasn't actually a dime. It was a penny. Frustrated, I threw the penny and began to walk out of the cave. Then a giant man-bear-pig chases me out of the cave and into a water rapids. I swim up circuit for my life when the man-bear-pig transforms into a shark! At that point I doggy paddle my way to the edge. I run and suddenly I'm in America. I guess I ran over the ocean, I don't know, I guess I'm just that awesome.
Leaving so soon? Home.
