ORIGIN'S Power listing

POWERS! HAHAHAHAHA!

This is a listing of all of Origin's considerably useless powers

• Invincibility:
  Yes it is true, I cannot die. However with the torture I endure, I occasionally long for some down time.
• Only one Wing:
  This isn't even a power!
• No face:
  Really? You are mentioning this.
• Telekinesis:
  Which you never show me using.
• An inexplicable ability to appear out of nowhere:
  It's called being a cartoon character.
• A Divine Being with powers enough to destroy the Universe:
  Yeah...sigh...but you forgot to include he has no idea how to use his powers, and often nukes me.