ORIGIN
Instead of telling you about my many services I offer, the most popular being, but not limited to: arson, robbery, and a magician at children’s parties. But instead of doing that I shall tell you about how I was created.
I was created one year ago, on at scrap of paper, in which my attire was somewhat less dark (in other words I wore white.)I was all but forgotten until a month later, when the evil, dark, and torturous being, known as my creator, decided to doodle me out onto a new piece of paper. His success was my demise, or at least my pain. He liked what he had created, and decided to make more similar to it, and of course I suffered for it. Later he showed his friends who encouraged him to make more, and thus I became a reality.
Over the many weeks, my creator expanded on our relationship, often introducing scenes in a way that he obviously found comical. After some time he dubbed it necessary to grant me a “pet”. This creation was one so powerful, that if I could harness its power I could rule the entire Universe! But alas, as fate would have it this being has no clue how to access its potential, and often releases excess energy upon me. I have many times nearly arrived at victory, only to be denied, but I never forget. ONE DAY I SHALL RULE ALL!!!
